Sarah Palin’s top ten excuses for having bull’s-eyes on her website targeting key Democrats, including U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords
Posted on January 17th, 2011 by Bob Sullivan
10. “I’m a Tea Partier. By definition, we don’t like thinking things through.”
9. “The NRA told me it would be okay.”
8. “It’s not like I was targeting Republicans!”
7. “I can’t be responsible for every crazy person out there, just myself.”
6. “It was a joke!”
5. “I’m a mama grizzly, and I believe in the Constitutional right to arm bears!”
4. “Guns don’t kill people; bullets do. Guns just make ’em go real fast.”
3. “I have an endorsement deal with the Target retail stores.”
2. “Thinkin’ gives me a headache.”
1. “I’m a heartless bitch with no regard for human life — unless it’s a fetus.”
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A lot of people (Democrats, Republicans, and None of the Above) are concerned that animal rights activists, Muslims and minority activists urging the kind of violent retaliation Palin wishes on her political opponents would have been jailed before they had the opportunity to target incumbent Congress people with gun sights. In the name of equal justice, there is a petition at http://www.PetitionOnline.com/IndictSP/petition.html – which calls for the Dept of Justice to indict Palin for incitement to violence.