10. “I’m a Tea Partier. By definition, we don’t like thinking things through.”
9. “The NRA told me it would be okay.”
8. “It’s not like I was targeting Republicans!”
7. “I can’t be responsible for every crazy person out there, just myself.”
6. “It was a joke!”
5. “I’m a mama grizzly, and I believe in the Constitutional right to arm bears!”
4. “Guns don’t kill people; bullets do. Guns just make ’em go real fast.”
3. “I have an endorsement deal with the Target retail stores.”
2. “Thinkin’ gives me a headache.”
1. “I’m a heartless bitch with no regard for human life — unless it’s a fetus.”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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