Top ten signs you have a bad travel agent
10. He asks you what the word ‘itinerary’ means.
9. He recommends insurance naming him as the beneficiary.
8. He gets you a special deal on a Somali cruise.
7. He is skeptical that so-called “air travel” is even scientifically possible.
6. He wonders how you feel about traveling in the cargo hold.
5. For the second leg of your journey, from London to Amsterdam, he’s just penciled in “Any way you can get there.”
4. He brags that the very first flight he ever booked was for Buddy Holly.
3. The “meals included” at the Brussels hotel are just the mints on your pillow.
2. He asks if he can pack your luggage for you, but only if you promise to keep it a secret.
1. He hopes you won’t mind dropping him and his family off at the airport.
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