Top ten St. Patrick’s Day blessings
Posted on March 16th, 2015 by Bob Sullivan
10. May the road rise up to meet you.
9. May the wind be at your back.
8. May your Facebook friends delete you
If they refer to you as a ‘Mick’.
7. May the rain fall soft upon your fields.
6. May you feel like they’re nirvana.
5. May all your fields have massive yields
If you’re growing marijuana.
4. May you find a place for your willy.
3. May you see the Emerald Land.
2. May your green beer stay quite chilly.
1. And may God hold you in His hand.
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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