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Top ten “Did you know…?”s
10. Did you know that the bigger they are, the harder they’re going to hit you?
9. Did you know that the reason all nurses carry red pens is so that they can draw blood?
8. Did you know that there’s no use beating a dead horse – unless you’re into that kinda thing?
7. Did you know that while two out of three may not be bad, it’s still below 70%, so you’ve just failed your pop quiz?
6. Did you know that the best way to a man’s heart is up between his third and fourth ribs?
5. Did you know that a tree falling in the forest with no one there to hear it, also probably doesn’t have anyone there to see it either, which would have been much better proof?!
4. Did you know that, now that graphic designer Fernando Sosa has designed a butt plug shaped like Vladimir Putin, Sosa can just use Vladimir’s last name as the instructions?
3. Did you know that four out of five doctors think that that fifth guy is a moron!
2. Did you know that cauliflower is really just broccoli that once received a severe freight?
1. Did you know that Sarah Palin thinks “Ukraine” is the name of a construction site equipment rental business?
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