Top ten things overheard at yesterday’s St. Patrick’s Day parade
Posted on March 18th, 2013 by Bob Sullivan
10. “How can you say I have a weak stomach? Look how far I’m throwin’ it!”
9. “Cover your eyes, kids!”
8. “No, that’s not a leprechaun. But since when is Tom Cruise Irish?!”
7. “Hey, that green beer exactly matches your face!”
6. “What do you mean, ‘Where’s the bathroom?’ The whole city is a bathroom!”
5. “When I get this drunk, my shillelagh goes limp.”
4. “Today the President’s signing everything O’Bama.”
3. “I dreamed I celebrated St. Patrick’s Day in my Erin go Bragh.”
2. “I haven’t seen this many people sick since we got off that Carnival Cruise.”
1. “I hear Jodie Foster is practicing her Gaelic.”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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