Top ten surprises in the upcoming <i>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I</i>

Top ten surprises in the upcoming Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I

Posted on November 1st, 2010 by Bob Sullivan

10. Harry admits he learned all his magic tricks from a book advertised on the back cover of a Superman comic

9. Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger inadvertently discover each other’s charms

8. Harry is permanently banned from induction into the Quidditch Hall of Fame amid allegations of sports betting

7. Harry’s latest supernatural power: levitating his pants

6. Short of cash, Ron is arrested for shoplifting a newt

5. Harry dies at the end, making Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II a real challenge

4. After perfecting the art of Divination, Harry makes a fortune on the Powerball lottery

3. Harry gets expelled when Albus Dumbledore catches him polishing his wand

2. Hogwarts’ head witch is Senate Republican nominee Christine O’Donnell of Delaware

1. O’Donnell is morally outraged by that ‘wand’ allegation

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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.