Top ten questions being asked in Congress about the financial overhaul bill
Posted on May 3rd, 2010 by Bob Sullivan
10. “Can we add something that bars volcanic eruptions?”
9. “Is it just me, or is this legislation getting more complex than some of those derivatives?”
8. “Can’t we blame the whole financial crisis on Obama anyway?”
7. “Any chance we could give ourselves some o’ them executive bonuses?”
6. “Can we put in a clause making Republican lap dances tax deductible?”
5. “What would Glenn Beck do?”
4. “Any chance the Chinese might consider the United States ‘too big to fail’?”
3. “How can we drag this out as long as we did health care reform?”
2. “So which lobbyist is making the highest bid today?”
1. “Didn’t they get their name because they have so much gold, Man, they had to put it in sacks?”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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