Top ten signs you’ve hired a bad tax accountant
Posted on April 12th, 2010 by Bob Sullivan
10. After three of the questions on the tax form, he’s just written “Huh?”
9. It takes him a half hour to figure out his tip at Red Lobster.
8. He tends to whimper and say, “Nummers is hard!”
7. His last client was Nicholas Cage.
6. He swears “umpteen” is a real number.
5. He checks off the box for “joint filing,” then lights one up.
4. He keeps insisting, “No, you’re wrong! They’re due on August 15th!”
3. You notice that his calculator is really a TV remote.
2. After every number on your tax form, he’s written “or so.”
1. He likes to do his calculating in the nude, so he can count up to 21.
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