Top ten punchlines to dirty Irish jokes
Posted on March 15th, 2010 by Bob Sullivan
10. “No, that’s my shillelagh, but I’m still glad to see you!”
9. “But I love the taste of Bailey’s Irish Cream!”
8. “Every time I see you, somethin’ starts Dublin in size!”
7. “What’s this I hear about Meredith Baxter practicing her Gaelic?”
6. “Because of you, my Irish thighs are smiling!”
5. “I’ll show you who’s hung like a leprechaun!”
4. “They don’t call me Lord of the Pants for nothing! ”
3. “You’ve made my sham rock hard!”
2. “It’s those two Irish smoothboys: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick!”
1. “Oooooooooooooooooo! Danny Boy!”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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