Top ten signs you won’t be winning a Grammy

Top ten signs you won’t be winning a Grammy

Posted on January 25th, 2010 by Bob Sullivan

10. You’re the surviving half of Milli Vanilli

9. Your comedy album is entirely in Kurdish

8. Your CD just went Tin

7. Your musical style is a cross between Zamfir and Boxcar Willie

6. Your reggae album was recorded using only bagpipes

5. Before you copied and released your album, you forgot to make sure the microphone was on

4. You’re up against Lady Gaga in the category Most Gaga

3. Your CD’s main popularity is as a beer coaster

2. Your band is named The Living Kazoos

1. There isn’t a category called Highest Score on Guitar Hero

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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.