Top ten new slogans for Northwest Airlines
Posted on November 9th, 2009 by Bob Sullivan
10. Visit more cities than you ever expected!
9. We’ll make sure you have time to watch the whole in-flight movie!
8. Up, up, and a way over there!
7. We go the extra distance for you!
6. Some people just know how to fly! Then there’s our pilots!
5. Who knows which flight will turn out to be our Secret Mystery Flight?!
4. Fly the distracted skies of Northwest!
3. Northwest Airlines: We love to overfly, and it shows!
2. Earn extra frequent flier miles!
1. Our planes are so comfy, even the pilots can’t stay awake!
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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