Top ten signs you are headed for summer school
10. On your Chemistry final, you answered every question with “Do I look like a rocket scientist?!”
9. Your nickname is “Glue-Sniffin’ Gus.”
8. On your Civics final, you kept spelling it “Cervix.”
7. Your final paper in Music class was entitled “Why the Jonas Brothers Are the New Mozart”
6. Nobody believes that the pot they found in your locker was planted there as part of a “right-wing conspiracy.”
5. In your high school yearbook, you were voted ‘Most Likely to Be Unable to Distinguish between His Ass and a Hole in the Ground.’
4. You were caught out on the football field, sticking a suppository into a hole in the ground.
3. On your Literature final, you said Moby Dick was an STD.
2. You’ve been in the seventh grade since the Carter Administration.
1. On your essay “How I Plan to Spend My Summer Vacation,” your teacher wrote “Think again.”
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