Top ten signs your prom date is a loser

Top ten signs your prom date is a loser

Posted on June 1st, 2009 by Bob Sullivan

10. He leaves early so he can catch the new Star Trek movie – again

9. When he rented his tux, he couldn’t afford the pants

8. He keeps calling you “Mommy”

7. The “corsage” he brings you has a sash across it reading “Rest In Peace”

6. He keeps saying, “Who’d a thunk?! Me! At a prom!!”

5. He can’t stop talking about Hannah Montana

4. He says his parents expect him home by 9:30

3. He’s pinned a carnation to his chest, and he’s not wearing a jacket or shirt

2. When he takes you to McDonald’s afterwards, before you order he whispers, “Remember, I ain’t Mr. Moneybags!”

1. He shows up wearing the same dress

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