Top ten signs you’ve hired a bad tax accountant

Top ten signs you’ve hired a bad tax accountant

Posted on April 13th, 2009 by Bob Sullivan

10. His last client was Willie Nelson.

9. All his calculations use “the finger method.”

8. His CPA license is handwritten in crayon.

7. He swears that “a bajillion” is a real number.

6. He keeps saying, “Audit, Schmaudit!

5. He advised Michael Phelps that he could deduct his weed money as an entertainment expense.

4. The name of his firm is “H & R Crock.”

3. He states unequivocally that you can claim your imaginary friends as dependents.

2. At the bottom of every page, he’s written “Give or take a thousand.”

1. He boasts that over ninety percent of his clients “have gotten away scot-free!”

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