Top ten things Christopher Columbus would say if he were alive today
10. “I discover your continent, and the only honor I get is a lousy sale at Sears?”
9. “If I knew it was gonna lead to Jersey Shore, I think I woulda stayed in Spain.”
8. “I’m 560 years old; I should be gettin’ all kinds of discounts!”
7. “What’s Joan Collins doing these days?”
6. “I see where cloth has become so rare, some of your celebrities have resorted to wearing meat!”
5. “We had a ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy on the Santa Maria, as well.”
4. “I’d be hard pressed to say which was the greater discovery: America, or the Snuggie.”
3. “How would I get to the city called ‘Me, Ohio’?”
2. “Why is the bottom of my boat covered with oil?”
1. “I can’t believe my old pal Larry King is finally going off the air.”
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