Top ten excuses of Rodell Vereen, sentenced to 3 years for having sex with a horse
Posted on December 7th, 2009 by Bob Sullivan
10. He started horsing around, and then things just got out of hand.
9. His ex-girlfriend once told him he was hung like one.
8. Seriously, have you seen that horse?!
7. During the playoffs, he misheard when someone said he should be rooting for the Phillies!
6. He read one of the signs of the swine flu was feeling a little hoarse.
5. He knew he’d never have to pay palimony to a palomino.
4. The horse looks exactly like his old girlfriend.
3. He claims he was looking for a stable relationship.
2. His daughter said, for her next birthday, she was hoping for a pony.
1. He was put up to it – by a small step stool.
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11. His ex-girlfriend (the one with the ponytail) always told him he was a stud.
Mr. Sullivan:
Funny post, I remember making fun of it when the story first broke, but I didn’t come up with anything quite as entertaining as that.
If you liked that story (not that I would use the word “like” for something such as this, under normal circumstances) check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aRebr75fg
That bad boy will send shivers up and down your spine.