10. Saying, “Heeeeeeere’s St. Peter!”

9. Selling vegetable slicers on the boardwalk

8. Hosting the best Star Search ever! (Janis Joplin, Jimmy Hendrix, John Lennon, Elvis, Michael Jackson)

7. Following God around saying “Yes!” “You are correct, Sir!” and “Hi-ooooo!”

6. Ducking his ex-wives

5. Selling Alpo (since all dogs go to Heaven)

4. Sending people envelopes, with his picture on them, saying, “You may have already won a trip to Heaven!”

3. Cohosting Hell’s Bloopers and Practical Jokes

2. Swimming in a lake of Budweiser

1. Looking for Johnny
 

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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.

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