Top ten revelations in the Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview
10. Trump’s hands are so small, he’s able to wear his father’s ring…as a bracelet
9. When his hands are near his penis, his hands look absolutely massive
8. Trump said to Stormy, “You remind me of my daughter….Wanna fuck?”
7. when Stormy asked Trump if he meant ‘Tiffany’, he grimaced and said, “Ewww, that’s sick!”
6. Trump’s favorite ’60s pop band is Spanky and Our Gang
5. Trump only fucked Stormy once, if you don’t count the many many times he’s fucked her since his inauguration, owing to the fact that she’s an American citizen
4. Their pseudonyms on the nondisclosure agreement were ‘David Dennison’ and ‘Peggy Peterson’, so it’s “Double D vs. PP”
3. The best thing about the interview was watching Duke lose
2. Trump didn’t wear a condom, though he did wear a thimble
1. The couple in the next room complained to hotel management about all the screaming and moaning — “Donald, I love you! Donald, you’re the best! Donald, you’re so big!” — and then the woman would say something
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