In honor of Halloween, top ten death one-liners
10. A coffin – that’s the last thing I need.
9. My grandma lives in the past, but in the present she’s dead.
8. I’ll sure be glad when scientists discover a cure for natural causes.
7. The death penalty is killing people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong.
6. I have some time to kill, but not enough to dispose of the bodies.
5. Halloween is by far the safest day to kill someone and then leave them in a chair on your front porch.
4. Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire’s heart works even if the guy isn’t a vampire.
3. When I took my items up to the cashier at the spiritualist shop, there was a sign that said “Queue from other side” — so I killed myself.
2. What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really just us being pushed out of a vagina into our next life?
1. If you really believe in reincarnation, instead of putting RIP on your tombstone, you should put BRB.
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