Top ten excuses of a German man who had to be rescued by firefighters when he got his penis stuck in the hole of a 5½-pound dumbbell plate at the gym
10. “I couldn’t afford a Fitbit and thought this would be the next best thing.”
9. “I’m a big fan of ‘pumping’ iron.”
8. “I thought it would be a good way to meet one of those hunky firefighters.”
7. “I made a miscalculation; the 6-pound dumbbell has a bigger hole.”
6. “It’s the male equivalent of Kegels.”
5. “It takes a dumbbell to fuck a dumbbell.”
4. “I’m very nearsighted, and I honestly thought it was a cat.”
3. “I misheard something about the gym being overcrowded, and then something about cramming in a member.”
2. “I was practicing my short-range ring toss.”
1. “Well it had a hole in it, didn’t it?!”
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