Top ten signs you’re broke
10. You eat your cereal with a fork, to save on milk.
9. You can’t even afford to pay attention!
8. When someone on the street asks you if you’ve lost your shoe, you reply, “No, I just found one!”
7. You’re so hungry, your roommate is starting to look like a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
6. You attend communion, then go back for seconds.
5. At KFC, you lick other people’s fingers.
4. You’ve completely worn out your couch cushions, hunting for loose change.
3. You recently received a Care package from Ethiopia.
2. When somebody at a party goes on and on about how great Donald Trump is, you can’t afford to put in your two cent’s worth.
1. You receive a letter in the mail telling you that you’ve been pre-denied for a Visa card.
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