Top ten things you don’t want to hear at tomorrow’s Fourth of July barbecue
10. “Hope everybody likes tofu burgers!”
9. “Is my hot dog supposed to have an engagement ring on it?”
8. “Tell Uncle Jerod’s that’s not a flask; it’s lighter fluid.”
7. “Okay, NOBODY LIGHT CIGARETTES OR FIREWORKS NEAR UNCLE JEROD!!!!”
6. “Wish somebody had told me this BBQ was BYO!”
5. “Why do all these burgers have long, thin tails?”
4. “Who stuck Yank My Doodle! It’s A Dandy! into the VCR?”
3. “Is coleslaw supposed to move like that?”
2. “Who puts mayo on top of all the buns? Oh, wait…. Whose bright idea was it to put our picnic table directly under this tree?”
1. “Don’t worry about blowing your fingers off with those firecrackers; we’ve still have Ocamacare for at least another twelve hours!”
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