Top ten prom themes for 2017
Posted on May 29th, 2017 by Bob Sullivan
10. At Least I Can Vote In the Next Election
9. I’ve Had My Fill of Clearasil
8. Give ’Em Enough Grope
7. Hide That Flask and Dance!
6. Journey to the Center of My Pants
5. Goodbye Textbooks! Hello Minimum Wage!
4. Fifty Shades of Bunting
3. 100 Seniors Standing Around a Ballroom Texting
2. Abstinence Makes the Hard Grow Fonder
1. You’re Not In the One Percent, So Why Even Bother
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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