Top ten Pilgrim pick-up lines
Posted on November 21st, 2016 by Bob Sullivan
10. “This is my last chance! We’re shipping out tomorrow!”
9. “Let’s say you and I ‘bury the hatchet’ – if thou catchest my drift.”
8. “I must compliment you on your magnificent spread!”
7. “Care for a little white meat?”
6. “Just because I am a Puritan does not mean that I am puritanical.”
5. “Indeed, I must unbutton my breeches, as they are on the verge of bursting.”
4. “If you’d just be a little more ‘giving’, I’d certainly extend my ‘thanks’.”
3. “I am still deciding which I prefer, a leg or a breast?”
2. “Thou art quite handy with thine bow and arrow. How wouldst thou like to place thy shaft into my quiver?”
1. “I doth ache to get mine Plymouth Rocks off.”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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