Top ten most recent jobs I’ve held (with a nod to Stewart Francis)
10. I was a trampoline salesman… off and on.
9. I worked as half a horse at Disneyland, but quit while I was a head
8. I was a trapeze artist…but I was let go.
7. They wouldn’t believe that I wasn’t a thief when I was working as a school crossing guard – but all the signs were there
6. I worked in produce, which wasn’t exactly rocket salad
5. I tried being a mime…but now I can talk about it…
(Ever since my best friend became a mime, I haven’t heard from him)
3. I manufactured clown shoes…which was no small feat
2. I had to quit my job at the helium gas factory – I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
1. I sold loose onions – until I got the sack
I’m not sure why I never got that job at Microsoft – they never answered my telegram
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