Top ten answers to the question “How cold is it?”
10. “It’s so cold, your car won’t start running and your nose won’t stop.”
9. “It’s so cold, I saw an oak tree with its nuts frozen off.”
8. “It’s so cold, throwing a snowball is legally classified as ‘assult with a deadly weapon’.”
7. “It’s so cold, you leave your refrigerator door open to keep your food even colder.”
6. “It’s so cold, you found five Eskimos huddled in your family room.”
5. “It’s so cold, Grandma’s teeth aren’t chattering because they’re frozen in the glass of water next to her bed.”
4. “It’s so cold, it would be colder than Donald Trump’s heart…if he had one.”
3. “It’s so cold, airport TSA agents are putting on mittens before fondling you.”
2. “It’s so cold, you can’t tell how cold it is because the mercury in the thermometer just froze.”
1. “It’s so cold, Martin Shkreli (that scumbag who raised the price of that AIDS drug from $13.50 a tablet to $750 per tablet) has asked that he be sent to Hell earlier than scheduled.”
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