Top ten ways to spend your extra hour this coming weekend
10. Listen to Frédéric Chopin’s “Minute Waltz” 60 times
9. Alphabetize the names of all of Bill Cosby’s victims
8. Watch “The Best of 2 Broke Girls” 120 times
7. Squeeze out and set aside one-inch lengths of toothpaste to save time in the coming weeks
6. Shampoo, rinse, repeat; Shampoo, rinse, repeat; Shampoo, rinse, repeat…
5. Try, again and again, to reset the clock on your VCR
4. Listen to “American Pie” and “Alice’s Restaurant” twice each
3. Share a bottle of Irish whiskey, then see who can say the phrase “Irish wristwatch” the most times in one hour
2. Make love to the wife, then take a nap for the other 55 minutes
1. Put on your Mr. Peabody mask and pretend you’re going back in time
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