Top ten jobs nobody wants
Posted on October 19th, 2015 by Bob Sullivan
10. Amish air conditioner repairman
9. Mel Gibson’s image consultant
8. The guy who collects the souls of young boys and feeds them to the Koch brothers
7. Bill Cosby’s pharmacist
6. Public pool pee monitor
5. Donald Trump’s stylist
4. Apprentice crackwhore
3. Chris Christie’s lotion boy
2. Bulletproof vest tester
1. Speaker of the House of Representatives
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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