Top ten ways Columbus’s crew passed time on their two-month voyage
Posted on October 12th, 2015 by Bob Sullivan
10. Playing shuffleboard on the poop deck
9. Pooping on the shuffleboard deck
8. “Knock Knock” jokes
7. Gorging themselves at the overflowing buffet tables (hardtack only)
6. Looking for mermaids
5. Making salt water taffy
4. Sextanting each other
3. Scattergories
2. Complaining about how they don’t get Columbus Day off
1. Polishing the mast
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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