Top ten excuses of Larry Henry, who faces a preliminary hearing on August 4 after being caught on a neighbor’s farm, in the nude, drinking beer among the neighbor’s pigs
Posted on July 27th, 2015 by Bob Sullivan
10. “If you saw my ex wife, you’d understand.”
9. “All that beer just got me in the mood for makin’ bacon.”
8. “I think I misunderstood the term ‘animal husbandry’.”
7. “I was only fondling the female pigs – I mean, I ain’t gay or nothin’!”
6. “I just went hog wild!”
5. “Man, it’s true what they say about beer goggles”
4. “I never thought any of them would squeal on me.”
3. “Didn’t you ever have an uncontrollable urge to boink an oink?”
2. “I’d just seen Deliverance on the TV, and I swear that one pig looked exactly like Ned Beatty.”
1. “I was looking for the sheep and I took a wrong turn.”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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