Top ten Donald Trump campaign slogans
Posted on July 20th, 2015 by Bob Sullivan
10. “Vote for me, or you’re all fired!”
9. “Elect me and I’ll not only reveal my net worth, I’ll tell you what that thing is on my head!”
8. “Who needs the Mexican vote anyway?”
7. “What’s better than a first lady who’s really really hot? – and if she ages in office, I promise to get a new one!”
6. “Comb over to my side!”
5. “Vote for me! I’m really really really really rich!”
4. “Are you better off than you were four wives ago?”
3. “Look at it this way: if I’m president, I won’t have time to tape Celebrity Apprentice.”
2. “Why should North Korea be the only country led by an egomaniac with weird hair?”
1. “Vote for me! I fuckin’ dare ya!”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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