Top ten favorite bumper stickers I’ve actually seen (nonpolitical)
Posted on June 8th, 2015 by Bob Sullivan
10. Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me
9. If This Car Were A Horse I’d Have Shot It
8. WARNING: In Case Of Rapture This Vehicle Will Be Unmanned
7. Stop Making Stupid People Famous!
6. WITCHES PARKING – All Others Will Be Toad
5. I’d Rather Be Teleporting
4. Honk If You’ve Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Vehicle
3. Despite The High Cost Of Living, It Remains Popular
2. If Everything Is Going Your Way, You’re Probably In The Wrong Lane
1. Hang Up And Drive!
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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