Top ten signs you’re not going to win a Tony this Sunday
10. Trying to cash in on jukebox musicals like Mamma Mia and Rock of Ages, your new musical is called Milli Vanilli
9. The title of your massive epic two-part play isn’t Wolf Hall, but Monty Hall
8. No elementary school play has ever won the top prize before
7. The marquee reads “Adam Sandler is Willie Loman”
6. All the dialogue was translated into Lithuanian, because it lost something in the original
5. The name of your musical is not Something Rotten, though that was the majority of your reviews
4. When the premiere ended, the audience shouted “Author! Author!” while boiling tar and stirring in feathers
3. Your production is called You’re A Good Man, Charlie Sheen
2. Your idea for an ‘all mime’ production of My Dinner with Andre never really worked
1. You unwisely named your production Theater Closed for Renovations
Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything appears every Monday.
Latest posts by Bob Sullivan (Posts)
- Top ten reasons this will be my last Top Ten List - April 30, 2018
- Top ten more syntax one-liners - April 23, 2018
- Top ten more alcohol one-liners - April 16, 2018
- Top ten more dog one-liners - April 9, 2018
- Top ten revelations in the Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview - April 2, 2018
Discussion Area - Leave a Comment