Top ten baby gifts for Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge
Posted on May 11th, 2015 by Bob Sullivan
10. A Princess phone
9. A pound of Imperial margarine
8. A crib with a moat and turrets
7. A Hello Kitty scepter
6. A mattress with no pea under it
5. A year’s supply of Royal Crown Cola
4. A throne-shaped potty
3. A can of dragon repellant
2. A silver knife and fork, to go with the spoon in her mouth that she was born with
1. A frog to kiss
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Hi Bob, love number six – no peas :)