Top ten signs you ate too much on Thanksgiving
10. You pricked your finger for a blood-sugar test, and cranberry sauce came out
9. You’ve pounded on so much poundage, in one of the shots of earth in the film Interstellar, you are clearly visible
8. It took two EMT guys and the Jaws of Life to get you out of your Barcalounger
7. They took a picture of you after the meal, and it’s still printing
6. Both Ben and Jerry have friended you on Facebook
5. You had so many smashed potatoes, you set off another famine in Ireland
4. You’ve gotten several inquiries from representatives of the Butterball Hall of Fame
3. You ate all the leftovers…before dessert
2. After the meal, you had to loosen the band on your wristwatch
1. When people see you from the rear, for some reason they keep calling you “Kim”
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