Top ten things the Pilgrims would say if they were alive today
10. “This turkey tastes really odd. What breed of turkey, exactly, is a ‘Tofu’?”
9. “And if I wanted to spend the day with my Indian brethren, why would I want to visit a gaming emporium?”
8. “Well, I think thine clothing looketh equally as bizarre!”
7. “And you can get advice on cooking your bird from yonder handheld talking machine?!”
6. “Big deal! So your ancestors came over on the Mayflower!”
5. “Let me get this straight: You commemorated the colony of Plymouth by naming a horseless carriage after it?”
4. “Jebediah, look! Their leader appears to be a Native American!”
3. “There is no need to struggle! Why do you not just share the wishbone?!”
2. “Celebrating Thanksgiving by having extra early Christmas sales! – Why did we not think of that?!”
1. “Hey! Let us out of these boxes! ’Tis dark in here, and dirt keeps comingeth through yon ceiling!”
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