Now that Warren G. Harding’s love letters to his mistress have revealed that he used to refer to his penis as ‘Jerry’, top ten other nicknames for Presidential penises
Posted on July 28th, 2014 by Bob Sullivan
10. President Lincoln: The Rail Splitter
9. President George W. Bush: My Weapon of Mass Destruction
8. President George H. W. Bush: The Idiot Producer
7. President Jimmy Carter: Peanut
6. President Bill Clinton: The Troublemaker
5. President Harry S. Truman: The Fuck Stops Here
4. President Ronald Reagan: The Big Gipper
3. President Theodore Roosevelt: The Rough Rider
2. President Lyndon Johnson: Johnson’s Johnson
1. President Richard M. Nixon: Tricky Dick
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