Top ten suggested new slogans for GM
Posted on July 14th, 2014 by Bob Sullivan
10. Our Cars Switch Off Randomly – Saving You Gas!
9. Igniting Excitement!
8. Our Cars Are Captivating! (Not Decapitating)
7. We’ve Already Fired Our Criminals!
6. Our Newest Models Are Positively Kevorkianesque!
5. In A Word: Smashing!
4. A Car You Really Have To Look Out For!
3. General Motors – A Product Name That’s Easy To Recall!
2. We Put Safety First! (If You Don’t Count Profits)
1. We Make Every Trip An Adventure!
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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