Top ten signs you’re not going to graduate from high school this year
10. On your British Literature final, you put Pride and Prejudice was written by Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling
9. The only times you’ve ever raised your hand in class involved needing to pee
8. Your son is in the same grade you are
7. On your Civics final, you kept spelling it “Cervix”
6. Every night of the week, you party harder than Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
5. After years of instruction, you still talk into the wrong end of the telephone
4. In your high school yearbook, you were voted ‘Most Likely to Be Unable to Distinguish between His Ass and a Hole in the Ground’
3. You were spotted out on the football field, sticking a suppository into a hole in the ground
2. On a true/false test, you answered every question “C”
1. On your American Literature final, you put An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge was written by Chris Christie
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Oh, #2. I’m the teacher who has to grade that answer at least once per year.