Top ten excuses of Lonnie Hutton, a 49-year-old Murfreesboro, Tennessee man who was arrested for trying to have sex with an ATM machine
10. “Why not have sex with a cash machine? I mean, if it’s good enough for Donald Sterling’s girlfriend…”
9. “I thought it was a sperm bank.”
8. “I couldn’t control myself. The ATM was shakin’ its money maker.”
7. “I’m not sure. It was an ATM, so it didn’t make any cents.”
6. “I was just trying to make a deposit.”
5. “I really really love money!”
4. “I heard there was no penalty for early withdrawal.”
3. “I thought it was one of those new sexbots I’ve been reading about.”
2. “Banks are always screwing us. I thought it was our turn.”
1. “I was hoping to come into some money.”
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