

Top ten other names considered for Shmeat, the world’s first meat grown in a test tube
Posted on March 10th, 2014 by Bob Sullivan
10. Shamburgers
9. Peking Yuck
8. Barbecue Fibs
7. Not Dogs
6. Gulp Fiction
5. Faked Goods
4. Mis-Steak
3. Sloppy Faux
2. Frankenfurters
1. Spam
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.

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