

Top ten axioms to get your new year off on the right foot
10. Time is the stuff that keeps everything from happening at once.
9. Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
8. I’ll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.
7. All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
6. Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of
5. The best things in life aren’t things.
4. It’s never too early to start beefing up your obituary.
3. Don’t sweat the petty stuff. Just pet the sweaty stuff.
2. (for anyone in a relationship) Would you rather be right, or would you rather be happy?
1. Time is an illusion, brought to you by the manufacturers of Space.
Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything appears every Monday.

Bob, good post, as usual. I always look forward to Mondays and the “Top 10” post. Wish I could rise to the occasion and defend my adopted Lone Star State from any aspersions suggested in Axiom #8 … but I can’t.
Corporations can TOO be people! Witness the Hues Corporation and for goodness’ sake, DON’T ‘Rock the Boat!’