Top ten most dangerous holiday toys
Posted on December 16th, 2013 by Bob Sullivan
10. Gasp! – The Saran Wrap Game
9. Mr. Wizard’s Home Lobotomy Kit
8. Miss Piggy’s Swine Flu Self-Inoculator
7. Little Miss Twerker
6. Easy Bake Microwave
5. Balloon Boy’s Self-Launch Kit
4. Hospital Waste Grab Bag
3. Fisher-Price Choking Hazard
2. Jihad! – The Self-Detonation Game
1. Baby’s First Nail Gun
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Lest we forget the SNL gem “Bag O’Glass”.
I shudder to think what surprise one might encounter while reaching into the Hospital Waste Grab Bag.