Top ten Pilgrim pick-up lines
10. “Let’s say you and I ‘bury the hatchet’.”
9. “This is my last chance. We’re shipping out tomorrow.”
8. “I must compliment you on your magnificent spread!”
7. “Care for a little dark meat?”
6. “Just because I am a Puritan does not mean that I am puritanical.”
5. “Indeed, I must unbutton my breeches, as they are on the verge of bursting.”
4. “If you’d just be a little more ‘giving’, I’d certainly extend my ‘thanks’.”
3. “Which dost thou prefer, a leg or a breast?”
2. “Thou art quite handy with thine bow and arrow. How wouldst thou like to place thy shaft into my quiver?”
1. “I doth ache to get mine Plymouth Rocks off.”
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