Top ten Anthony Weiner excuses
Posted on July 29th, 2013 by Bob Sullivan
10. “Look, if people were willing to give me a second chance, why not a third?”
9. “I’m very proud of the staff I have under me.”
8. “I thought the name Carlos Danger would win me the Latino vote.”
7. “I’m an unrepentant horndog.”
6. “To prove I’m a good Democrat, I wanted to demonstrate that I lean a bit to the left.”
5. “The first time, my wife forgave me, and that wasn’t my plan.”
4. “I got confused about the term ‘junk mail’.”
3. “I had some new camera angles I wanted to try out.”
2. “I thought I could get some acting work, playing Carlos Danger on one of Telemundo’s telenovelas.”
1. “I wanted to show that, no matter how hard things get, I’m willing to stick it out.”
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