Top ten spring cleaning tips for bachelors
10. Strap a dust cloth to the dog’s tail, then show him a porterhouse steak
9. If you see a fuzzy ball in the corner, make sure it doesn’t need to be killed before you throw it away
8. You can skip those hard-to-reach places, because nobody looks there anyway
7. Dryer lint can be formed into a lovely snowman ornament and stored away for next Christmas
6. When you take a shower, be sure to wear clothes and carry some dishes, thus killing three birds with one stone
5. If you replace your couch and easy chair with plastic lawn furniture, cleaning them is just a hose away
4. If you remove the actual glass from your windows, they’ll always look crystal clean
3. Leave the attic and the basement as they are – out of sight, out of mind
2. When checking out the wearability of clothes, don’t just use the ‘sniff’ test, but also use the ‘stiff’ test
1. If you scrape up the caked-on toothpaste from the bottom of your sink, it can be formed into lovely after-dinner mints
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