Top ten excuses for filing your taxes late
10. “If all those Congressman can’t figure out their finances, how do you expect me to?”
9. “I have a deathly fear of 1040 paper cuts.”
8. “Trying to use the Qualified Dividends and Capital Gains Tax Worksheet gave me a severe brain cramp.”
7. “My dog ate my return.”
6. “Fill out a tax form?! I can’t even figure out my tip at the Red Lobster.”
5. “I’m rich. I thought we were exempt.”
4. “When I burned my business down for the insurance, I forgot to remove my receipts first.”
3. “I thought the penalty for filing late would make for a sweet deduction on next year’s return.”
2. “I don’t want to bounce any more checks.”
1. “I was stuck on a Carnival Cruise.”
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