Top ten things you don’t want to hear from your accountant today
Posted on April 15th, 2013 by Bob Sullivan
10. “Look, if you file late, it’s no skin off my nose.”
9. “I’m pretty sure you just multiply your income by 1040.”
8. “You needed another deduction, so I billed you again.”
7. “My last client was Wesley Snipes.”
6. “Of course one bajillion is a real number.”
5. “It’s close enough; it’s five of one, half a dozen of the other.”
4. “To save you some dough, I listed myself as one of your dependents.”
3. “Please, no math. It makes my brain hurt.”
2. “Don’t worry. You know that little box ‘For Office Use Only’? I wrote in ‘Approved. Send Massive Refund’.”
1. “That’s due today?!!!”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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