

Easter Bunny’s top ten pet peeves
10. Not being allowed to keep a naughty or nice list because of potential copyright infringement
9. Inhaling so much plastic grass, he’s developed artificial hay fever
8. Not getting time and a half for working on Sunday
7. Idiots who keep shouting “Show me the bunny!”
6. The fact that, if he gets run over hopping across the freeway, four people get good-luck charms for their key chains
5. The way all the chicks ignore him
4. How scientists are unable to decide whether eggs are God’s gift to nutrition or little white death bombs
3. The fact that you need an advanced degree in calculus to determine the date Easter falls on
2. Way too much friggin’ pastel
1. Those people who mistakenly think he’s leaving a trail of Raisinets
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